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The Little Spotted Polar Bear
a bedtime story for kids
Happy Sundays
Another beautiful Sunday has come, woken up gently with a kiss from my mum. Downstairs in the kitchen dad's coffee brews, aunt Barbara sitting reading the news. My shirt and tie hang on the door, polished new shoes they sit on the floor. "It's time
Happy Tuesday
The Pig In A Skirt There once was a pig in a skirt, his parents they felt quite hurt. The appointment confirmed to get reaffirmed, a surgery he could not revert. The Prime Minister There once was a young Prime Minister, tyranny he would administer. Forced a vaccine to please
A Random Tuesday
The Dog Who Ate A Frog There once was a dog who ate a frog thinking it was a shoe. Stuck in his throat while on a boat he didn't know what to do. When he spoke the frog would croak so his panic grew. He read a
The Piano Teacher
The Man From East Japan
There once was a man from East Japan who was drinking a cup of tea. The people he felt of the suffering he dealt so he issued a new decree. No longer would the law state should a citizen disagree, then upside down in a nightgown would they be hanging
The Village
Out in the dew beyond the tall oak, a village of nature dwelling kind folk. Houses of clay and some of old wood, a beautiful tree monument where the town hall once stood. Fireflies danced as the young deer played, rabbits and heron found peace in the shade. Lazy creeks
The Little Spotted Polar Bear
The Pig Man In The Window
The sky was blue and the sun was out, a beautiful morning without a doubt. A stroll around the neighborhood, a fresh breeze and cedar wood. I passed a house and what did I see? A figure in the window looking at me. But a normal person it was not,
Nursery Rhymes
How To Feed A Baby Eagle Mayonnaise On A Sunday Afternoon
Not that it happens often, but it’s a good thing to prepare. For the time when it comes up, you certainly just may care. An eagle in a nest, it's skinny body bare. A single feather on its head, it looks like messy hair. Feeding it on
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Jim and Tim
A little story
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Poetry Time
Topics covered: drinking ink, coming from Nantucket, dangers at the fair, and going to the store to get rice as an illegal alien
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More beautiful poetry
The Man From Budapest There once was a man from Budapest, convicted in the civil unrest. So he went to the embassy to ask for some clemency, and set off a suicide vest. Cletus The Fetus She was a surrogate for hire, but she couldn't find a buyer.
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Some beautiful poems
(they're very beautiful)
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Happy Chanukah!
Wait. What? I mean, yeah it’s Chanukah and thanks for the wishes, but like, isn’t this out of character? Wait, who is this? What happened to The Sour Milk? I can explain. But first, yes, it’s still me. I’m still weird. I’m still a writer.
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A Christmas Poem Collection
Lots Of Sad Kids He once wore red and white, bringing presents all through the night. But at one house he drank Famous Grouse, and passed out until it was light. Christmas Morning There once was a list of good boys, mostly comprised of young goys. The other few and
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Very Poetry #2
More poems
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Very poetry
Some poems
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The Never-Ending Sandwich
Billy loved his mom’s sandwiches. Every day for lunch, she packed the same thing - a mayonnaise and sardine sandwich. Day after day, Billy never grew tired of it. It was the highlight of his day, opening his lunchbox to find his beloved sandwich. He didn’t mind sitting
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Two poems
very poetic
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How to Handle Someone Else’s Awful Kid
Life Guides
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How To Win Every Argument - A Guide For Men
(This always Goes Well)