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The Man From Budapest There once was a man from Budapest, convicted in the civil unrest. So he went to the embassy to ask for some clemency, and set off a suicide vest. Cletus The Fetus She was a surrogate for hire, but she couldn't find a buyer.
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(they're very beautiful)
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Wait. What? I mean, yeah it’s Chanukah and thanks for the wishes, but like, isn’t this out of character? Wait, who is this? What happened to The Sour Milk? I can explain. But first, yes, it’s still me. I’m still weird. I’m still a writer.
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Lots Of Sad Kids He once wore red and white, bringing presents all through the night. But at one house he drank Famous Grouse, and passed out until it was light. Christmas Morning There once was a list of good boys, mostly comprised of young goys. The other few and
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More poems
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Billy loved his mom’s sandwiches. Every day for lunch, she packed the same thing - a mayonnaise and sardine sandwich. Day after day, Billy never grew tired of it. It was the highlight of his day, opening his lunchbox to find his beloved sandwich. He didn’t mind sitting
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very poetic
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(This always Goes Well)
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